One a day, better than apples.

I know, who would have thought? Laser beams. You’d think they’re all “full steam ahead” and “Ima cut you in half from outer-space” but just like shoelaces, they get their kinks. This looks worse than having to untangle barbed-wire during WWI. Did someone have to untangle it? Someone did, at some point. Doesn’t matter, this is worse.