“No, it’s true, I swear to God. There are over 8,000 microscopic spiders in your eyebrows. Look it up. Now I’m going to start dinner, so don’t fill up on snacks.”

“No, it’s true, I swear to God. There are over 8,000 microscopic spiders in your eyebrows. Look it up. Now I’m going to start dinner, so don’t fill up on snacks.”