“Dude you wont believe this, while we were at the beach, someone *stole* my American flag! Oh hey, y-you still have some kelp in your hair…waaaiiit a minute! That’s my flag isn’t it?! Gazoontite, you bastard.”

“Dude you wont believe this, while we were at the beach, someone *stole* my American flag! Oh hey, y-you still have some kelp in your hair…waaaiiit a minute! That’s my flag isn’t it?! Gazoontite, you bastard.”

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