One a day, better than apples.

I’ve always wanted to be in a high-speed pursuit. I’ve literally got the production all mapped out in my head: The setting will be European, the soundtrack will be by Prodigy and the script will consist of the line “Let them eat cake” repeated over and over between manic laughter.

Bath toys were always pretty fun, but you had to have some type of monster in the water to create conflict. You know - build some character development, help the good guys bond together. Anyway, I never had any toy sharks or whatever, so a bar of soap somehow always became really evil.