“Alright, okay. Okay now. Settle….s-settle down now - everyone? Eyes up here please? Okay? Please take a seat, it doesn’t matter where. We good? We all here? Rhetorical question; I’ll get to attendance in a sec, but first I’d just like to say welcome.
To Postmortem Portraiture 101.”
I told you don’t open your eyes! God, I was changing, what’d you think - I was leading a pony out here or something? Can’t a guy get a little privacy in his living room on Christmas morning?!
Oh yea, sorry, I forgot to warn you baby. Don’t ever look Santa in the eye or he’ll drag you to his labor camps in the Arctic Ocean. My bad, my bad.
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