One a day, better than apples.

Ok. Now curl your pinky to your palm without bending your ring finger. It’s impossible.

I’m still not sure what good wine is. I have to call my parents to ask them what to buy: “Hey Mom, so it’s an informal dinner, we’re having some sort of chicken dish…” “Ok, well why don’t you try -“, “Hold on hold on, I’ve got to find a pen!” Truth.